Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Shit!
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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tikimuppet 11
Is he still ten or something?
jchansfan 0
Weak!
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hbgoddard 0
I love how this is worded.
pcakewafflebacon 0
what a pussy. be glad he isn't your boyfriend anymore
EmoKidsFail 0
I bet you're 11 years old. don't worrry things will get better.
NumberZine 0
YOU DESERVE IT FOR DATING YOUR BOYFRIEND'S BEST FRIEND. P.S. PRONOUNS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
FYL. but you need to word this better.
isabellarose 0
what a wimp. be a freaking man. good that he's gone =]
ihatestupidppl 0
I think it's safe to assume that all 4 parties involved are between the ages of 10 and 12.
luella_fml 0
WOW! good things he's gone. what a b**ch!!! : P
FAMOUSE123321 0
this is confusing
HighLife19 0
Get a guy with a pair of balls.