Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML
izzy
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
nycgirl424
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Yikes
Today, my boyfriend of two years sent me a text message saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML
Awkward
Netherlands
Nice victim blaming, dude
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML
Anonymous
Today, my fiancé accused me of cheating and broke up with me. I texted his best friend, who I've never talked to before, to see if he could talk some sense into my ex. Turns out he has several fiancées and was cheating on me since day one. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
bittersweet
United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend, saying, "Hi." His response was, "I got your best friend pregnant." FML
Anonymous
Napier, New Zealand
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
ihateguys
San Francisco, United States
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
SingleSara.
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Shit!
Today, I found out my sister has a new boyfriend. That would have been helpful to know three hours ago, before I told her boyfriend, who is also my best friend, that I loved him. His response? "HAHAHA! Good one! Oh Seriously? Shit." FML
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tikimuppet 11
Is he still ten or something?
jchansfan 0
Weak!
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Comments (78)
perdix 31
Tell that little limpdick that you refuse his breakup and he has to buy you flowers and chocolates, and he has to hold the camera while you get it on with a real man. I'm sure you have the balls to tell him that directly without going through the chain of proxies.
wardo 4
You are an idiot. OP is a girl thus no balls you stupid little bitch.
movies12 0
What a little pussy. You know what, it's probably a good thing you guys broke up. Why would you wanna deal with a little baby your whole life.
cheque_please 0
he is a douche. honestly how low is that. its pathetic. your better off!
cmac86 24
that's a new way to break up.
sampleinajar 0
Is he eight?
Ohnothingreally 0
Haha, quite a game of telephone, eh?
Ayostephdizza16 0
he would have gotten cursed out
The_Great_Zucchi 15
You should rephrase that and post to www.mylifeiscool.com: "Today my boyfriend made it clear to me that he is a lowlife and a coward. Good riddance!"
Pillowinmyface 0
I know why he did it that way, obviously the OP is hard to talk to. Work on opening better lines of communications in your furture relationships, and try to listen once in a while (that means stop talking, i know, its hard)!
EricJ 3
Talk to him to make sure he really wants to break up. This could be a misunderstanding or a deception.