Today, my boyfriend threw out my old voicemail recorder, thinking it was junk. My father passed away years ago. I kept a recording of the last voicemail he'd left me on it so I'd always remember his voice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I was going to record a song I wrote for my dad, who I haven't spoke to in a couple of years. After getting things together, I called my mom to let her know I'd be doing this. She informed me he died. A year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, I asked my father if I could have my grandfather's old vinyls, record player, and vintage tube radio. He told me he threw those out years ago because, "Who listens to that crap anymore, now that we have mp3s?" FML
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML
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drayloon 50
This is why i hate it when people throw out my shit without asking first
katymack 11
This is actually really depressing. Sorry OP. I hope you can continue to remember your father in a different way.
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Comments (133)
KBurns207 17
Wow I would be all kinds of pissed. That's terrible
dinosxxrawr 22
people just don't bother to ask before "cleaning out junk" anymore. I really hope you find the recorder. and your boyfriend better learn from this mistake.
M3DIC4T3 29
Aw OP :( This broke my heart to read. I'm very sorry for your loss. I can't believe you're dating a guy who just throws things that belong to other people away.
chabelo 10
OP im so sorry about that .. is always better to have a back up
CrissyyyS2 22
Oh dear... Your boyfriend better help you get it back! Search all the dump yards if he has to! I'm sure he didn't know what was on that voice recorder that's why he threw it out. If he did... I'd beat the living hell out of him.
Obey_StudBoii 23
This is the reason why i hate it when people touch my stuff. I'm really sorry OP and i hope your bf feels crappy.
andrekrivo 20
you go get him to chase the truck and look through all the garbage in the city! this is not sarcasm. no it really is not.
e_zava17 10
aww I'm sorry for both losses :(
kim_larsa 5
Cheat on him to get back at him.
CrissyyyS2 22
Whoa whoa. T'was most likely a honest mistake, no need for any cheating.
cherry72 13
Why would anyone click on the "deserved it" button smh. I'm very sorry for your loss.