Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
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Seegtease 0
#1, #8, I hope you're kidding. It was an accident, he wasn't raping her. Learn the difference. If you're not kidding, I'd hate to be the guy with either of you. He'd put his arm around you and you'd run away screaming "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!"
Hugeness 0
HAHAHAHAHA. Did you check to see he waited to have sex with you until you were conscious?
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heeystefi_fml 0
lmfaooo
GabriLee 0
My boyfriend and I tried this "the Notebook" style... Him carrying me and such. I hit my head and he was disapointed that it wasn't as exciting as either of us wanted it to be. Bummer.
so_me_fml 0
#19, amen. Pretty much everyone on FML gets knocked out like, daily... Either it's a bunch of pansies on here or it's a bunch of exaggerating melodramatists.
soohungry 0
#16, I think maybe it was the opposite of what you were thinking:the reason #10 put her weight there is because she doesn't weigh much and her boyfriend should have been able to support her, I may be wrong though.
ammali 0
Aww, kudos to him for trying though. The whole aggressive passion thing is SO hot...
poolshark 0
Yeah, so many people that visit this site get knocked unconscious that I'm surprised there is anyone left to write the posts...
blouuu_fml 0
#16, 24 and 26 : She didn't have to mention her weight for any part of the explanation, other than because she was scared someone would go "hahahaha, he couldn't hold you cuz ur fat, rotfl". It IS typical. No one would've focused on her weight if she hadn't mentionned it in the first place, and now that's all we're talking about.
JohnnyDeathNote 0
that was the best 10 mins he ever had with you..fyl.
rukusrazor 0
You girls have sad boyfriends. How do they fail at this?
mimimi_fml 0
whats with all these "unconscious" FMLs? does the human population really pass out that frequently/often and is that easy?! unconscious FMLs = BORING