Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML
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RainCl0ud 22
OP here. This man is my husband now, and all these years later, he still tries to bite me every now and then. It doesn't happen often enough for me to discuss it with him and I don't want to embarrass him when it does happen. It doesn't hurt but I just don't enjoy it.
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ciarafox9 9
Why would he think that's a good idea?
Midrash 5
Maybe he wanted to try something he saw on twilight
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Comments (238)
frankieredsox 7
Flaming Lips
DjeePee 25
My reaction whilst reading this FML: ......m'kay, biting on the lips, sexy......hmm, maybe she didn't enjoy it because her lips hurt........OW MY GOD HOW ******* PAINFUL!!! I'm still in shock. And I've noticed that I am keeping my legs closed at this very moment.
Steven696 6
My legs are open D:
rhysfucker 24
Slight nibble on the labia or tip of the penis can be very stimulating. Biting strongly enough (or being bitten!) to leave marks after the act ******* hurts ...
TeeHee124 0
Jesus I'm a guy and I felt this FML
rebekahah 7
I checked my legs after reading this comment to find that they are so close together that you could put coal between them and they would become diamonds. :S
btnhdude 0
rebekahah, ..... ..... ..... you're a funny girl.
BirdieCurls 25
your comment made me rebeckAHAH
BloodyMary666 24
Holy sh*t! OUUUCH!!! xO
kadiedlawrence 0
I would be crying. No lie lol
Cairo_Sanchez 8
Well I know guys wouldn't dig it in the reverse situation so it's not surprising that a woman wouldn't, too bad your bf didn't think about that before.
HomeAl0ne 20
Actually, the head can take quite a strong bite as long as the pressure is even and her teeth don't drag much. Warning the guy is the key though, you don't want to pull away in shock...
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Return the 'sexy' favor and chomp down on his schlong.
Tookie22 5
how very painful. remind me never to piss a girl off before/ during fellatio. but I guess that's a taste of his own medicine.
mrcorncan99 0
OW!!!!!
red1355 6
Wait, she said she lips it below the waist. Not above.....
Emzixxx 0
Duhh
pandora_geass 9
I've heard that the penis is just a more well-developed version of the clit. Guys, if you've ever gotten bitten down there, you feel OP's pain.
MangoRico1 1
But she was bitten On the lips around her mouth not down there.. She wish that it was "down" there
DncrHap 9
no... she specifically said in the fml that they were not the ones on her face.
DjeePee 25
'Guys, if you've ever gotten bitten down there, you feel OP's pain.' Nope. The ******** is as double as sensitive as the penis. And MangoRico1, please, practice your sadomasochism somewhere else. Ffs, 'She wished she was bitten there'...
pandora_geass 9
42, thanks for the clarification...Guys, if you've ever been bitten down there, you half feel OP's pain.
Miguelito1582 0
Yes, but she wasn't bitten on the clit (OUCH). She was bitten on her labia, which is the male equivalent of a scrotum. Imagine being bitten on the sack. That's her pain. I don't know if labias are more sensitive than scrotums though. Probably. Google it.
country_chickie 0
Yeah...you're smart.. But that had to hurt!!
Crea8urWorld 5
pay backs a bitch
Alexisthebestest 16
That it is. That it is...
CryMoreFMLs 15
Karma's even worse about it...
LuhDemDinosaurz 6
Wow....that's pretty sexy.
DncrHap 9
poor you, and poor him. he wanted to try something new and sexy, and you wanted to not be bit. star-crossed.