Anonymous
Tallahassee, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
nickrick12
United States
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
KarolBee
United States
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
thnxbabe
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
iheartexes
United States
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
cherrycokeee
France
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Anonymous
Congleton, United Kingdom
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
seriously?!
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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igotds 16
It's the THOT that counts
WitEluded 13
Did he at least make it rain for you?
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Comments (114)
potato63 10
Jeez what is wrong with half the people saying dump him, or it's not to late to leave, the guy makes 1 mistake. And who knows maybe she enjoyed it. Just bc u are all judgmental doesn't mean she is
slyde32 12
yeah, she probably did enjoy her night out, that's why she posted about it on FML, this is where I come to read about everyone's happy times
InfiniteSecret 20
Wow your deduction skills aren't great. If they enjoyed it, they wouldn't have posted it on FML ?
Countryboy1996 18
What a gentleman.
xenawpwa 4
My thought was...did you meet at that strip joint? Possibly why he decided to take you there for your anniversary?? Just saying...
deejflat 17
That's because you live in Florida
SauceySarah 30
That would have been kinda fun and silly any other night, but your anniversary? c'mon.. get it together.
WhyTry2015 12
Sounds like someone needs a real-life Hitch to teach him how to take care of his woman
abNormal62 23
So......it held no a-peel to you at all?
Repethetic 25
might put you in the mood? idk
jqmalang 17
Omg, what was he thinking?... I would never think that someone would actually do something like that. I'm sorry OP, but you should ask what his intentions were.
abNormal62 23
Does he have a twin brother you could introduce to other FMLers? I bet their are a lot of jealous women out here wishing that they could have someone just like him all to themselves.