Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, it was my one year anniversary with my boyfriend. We had dinner reservations to an expensive restaurant and planned to see a movie after. At least, we did, until he called to tell me he'd volunteered to work tonight. He won't get off until 2am. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, my boyfriend bailed on our one year anniversary celebration because his ex girlfriend asked him to go to a wedding with her and pose as her fake boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
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igotds 16
It's the THOT that counts
WitEluded 13
Did he at least make it rain for you?
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Comments (114)
BigBubbaJ 13
I'm sorry but YDI. You HAD to know that he was a douche-canoe when you started dating him.
NoAnswer 7
he wants you to strip
mnb1998 15
I would not have minded ???
PikaPikaPika_fml 9
Well, not romantic... But it could be fun!
maharb01 17
and they say chivalry is dead. . .
netflixjunkie8 8
Peace. ✌️
GizmoGirlScreams 11
Well since he took you there I'd say break it off clean right then and there. Then go have a fun hook up with one of the lovely ladies there :) If your not into girls too then go have some fun somewhere for you! He's obviously not got a brain for him to think that's a good idea for an anniversary date. ?
Alyxi 20
Fyl but to be fair, my wife recently got upset with me because I refuse to go to one and she had to go to one with her gf while I made the excuse of watching the 6 kids (two families worth) to get out of it. He should have discussed something like that with you first.
amwahl13 5
ewww, strip clubs.
bonedrii 4
I would enjoy that. What's wrong with a strip club?