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Anonymous Tallahassee, United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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It's the THOT that counts

Did he at least make it rain for you?

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He sounds super thoughtful and romantic

Did he at least make it rain for you?

This wouldn't be funny if you didn't have that winky face avatar.

Comment + avatar = so much win!

That's true love

Opposite of classy

Strip clubs are hideous.

How are they not?

its a dude with a girl pic. of course he would like it cause he wants to see chicks in dental floss you call "sexy outfits"

It's the thought that counts.

In this case, definitely not.

honey, i don't mind....if you work on a pole , that don't make you a ho ( that Usher song is INFECTIOUS like HERPES) anyhow...fyl. one of you will be having a good time ;)

it's only been a year. leave while you can.

It's a little more complicated than that after a year. That may not seem like much but you can really love someone and even though it was a bit thoughtless she can get over it. I wouldn't throw away a year too easily.

He sounds like a real charmer.

Teamwork makes the dream work. Go team!