Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Today, I posted a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook. He untagged himself. FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I looked nice in my profile picture. I began to reply, "Aww, thank you!" until he sent another message saying, "Mostly because your face isn't in it." FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
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Top comments
GatherTheMice 15
That man, deserves an award.
fmlallthetyme 23
Nobody likes the 'duck face' anyways, so props to him for giving you a reason to stop.
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Comments (200)
Cindaay_fml 3
What a keeper.
your_ma 27
Actually to be fair I would prefer a boyfriend who would tell me the truth than let me continue to look like a twat. He wasn't nasty, just honest...
boofgall 16
I went looking for overused comments, found one.
deransc 19
All those things can be fixed, and it sounds like he fixed them.
dead_insects 18
the most dreaded of all the FB photos...stop it!
Patrickstarfish 0
Bitch please..........
Enslaved 38
Would you rather him not tell you? It's just like those that don't tell you that you have spinach stuck in your teeth. Please say something! $8 wax job at the salon will take care of that 'stache. You're on your own with the duckface!
mwilli 2
You got some hair on your upper lip, baby. Mustache lady drivin me crazy.
NBL_fml 8
Why were you making the duck face in the first place.
ohrlly7457 7
The name of the OP really complimets the post
Senseless_487 29
I'd be more worried about the fact that you think doing a duck face is acceptable, rather than the fact you have a mustache.
LuckyLynx7732 5
He might be lying about the mustache just to get you to stop doing the duck face. And if he is, he's brilliant.
redbluegreen 41
It really highlights HIS mustache? That's quite a duck face you have there.