Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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ant2590 6
So I'm guessing the game ended there
JustOhSoLovely 6
Really?... You didn't see that one coming?
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Comments (195)
ohmandapants 17
Send him a picture of a shaved cat.
Almandine 7
And tell him it's name is ******.
ohmandapants 17
Well...I was thinking the "it's a shaved pussy" thing would be enough here...
NippsSlipps 10
64- GENIUS.
samwoodlock 8
So whatd you send him?
l23VIVE 17
I want to know too
Raeser 7
He is your boyfriend so he should already had seen you naked, so what's the deal?
makowiec 11
They could be in highschool you know
wizzy15 5
Or just not together long enough... people in high school see each other naked all the time . O.o
PoeSlayer 0
I'm guessing it's because they haven't been together long enough.
5t3ff1k4h 47
He should have already seen her naked? Um... last time I checked nudity is not an immediate requirement in any relationship. It's not even a requirement; it's a choice.
MrRocknTwigs 6
... Do you?
Clamcreepy 7
Well I'm assuming you said "yes" with confidence or why else would you be on here at the FML headquaters.....Ooohh
dwilliams245 3
Lol I would dead try something like that
k0brah 3
Do you???
Mr_west27 7
If he was ur bf wouldn't he kno the answer to that...?
missamazinggg 12
Why does everyone assume just because they're dating they've already gotten that far? Maybe they're the good kids who actually want to wait before anything big happens.
BikeAllDay818 6
Being a good kid doesn't have anything to do with not having sex, but either way. She wouldn't be putting an fml if they had sex already, cause then he'd know if she shaved or not, obviously.
rezzrhyme 0
smart!!! lol
saranndipidy 0
why does everyone assume that just because they are dating he's seen her naked?
usnwife 18
Apparently it goes like this: Boy: wanna go out with me? Girl: sure *both up off their clothes to see each other naked* Without step 3, apparently they aren't actually going out!