Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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ant2590 6
So I'm guessing the game ended there
JustOhSoLovely 6
Really?... You didn't see that one coming?
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Comments (195)
dirtroadmopar 0
do you suck dick?
Airman1988 9
"Are you a penis puffer? Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose." Sorry your comment made me think of that movie.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Hope the game didn't stop there!
Justin23L 2
I do.
gabbiechaoss 5
You have to admit, that is really clever.
lishy1311 0
Do did you draw it?!
L0veLess_fml 6
I'm assuming you're in high school; that's sad he has to ask like that.
tzemmy 25
why would you assume that?
BAMitsnikki 8
Icwhathedidthere.
jaredjudd21 2
There's this cool thing they invented, it's called a space bar.
Stahrgeyzer 8
Show him a picture of a closed armpit.
Shadowcapii 3
This. ^
ICATiger 13
We got a badass over here!"
Cryptic_Equinox 0
..... In the great words of Professor Oak, Theres a time and place for everything, but not now.
DjeePee 25
Sounds like a fun game to me. But it all depends on how long you are together and how much sexual experiences you shared with eachother, so I guess OP was not ready for it.
ohSNAPyall 27
I'm guessing they haven't shared many sexual experiences if OP is getting asked that question.
xsterlingsilverx 5
Ha ha ha! You should have sent him a picture of your middle finger XP