Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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ant2590 6
So I'm guessing the game ended there
JustOhSoLovely 6
Really?... You didn't see that one coming?
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Comments (195)
haylieakers13 0
Take a picture with your thumb up meaning, yes.. Or thumb down if no...im hoping yes lmao.
iamcrazy_fml 6
hes your boyfriend, he should know..
prettypinkpixie 9
Just because they're dating doesn't mean they're having sex yet. Not everyone jumps right into bed. Some people are waiting for marriage, or until they are in love.
zyme 11
Next question, do you put anything in it?
awesomesnakes 1
Draw a picture of him getting punched in the face!
treehugger1995 0
I would've replied with a picture of me flipping him off ^^
bubo_fml 11
If he doesn't know this by now, you might want to upgrade to a man friend instead of a boy friend!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not everyone has sex early on in the relationship. So it's perfectly normal for her boyfriend to not know this.
kristen69 0
Hes a freakin genius. That was awesome.
fleeper 13
Haha. Answer that with a picture of "yes" or "no" in huge letters. He didn't say the object had to be in the pic!! ;)
Kriyptic 8
You should have written on a sheet of paper "Yes" or "No" and taken a picture of it and sent it to him :D
workman482 2
Problem?