Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
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Top comments
TheAnon1313 28
Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and **********, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.
jenninator93 18
Sooo... **********? As long as this doesn't happen all the time it doesn't seem like an issue to me.
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Comments (105)
Sansational_ 18
What a jerk. This is semen a bit fishy.
Shadowtrooper34 16
you see ******* takes a lot of energy. if we have jerked it takes us longer to ejaculate. He'd be ******* you for like an hour
lostinareverie 21
What a selfish jerkoff.
Grissman3000 10
SAVAGE!!
fuxtix 17
He's not tired, he's spent.
slapstick1982 22
can you watch?
DJDualScreen 4
This is a given, but your boyfriend is a certifiable ******* moron.
martin8337 36
I'm all for rubbing one out before a date or potential sex, but multiple times before a hookup.
Xeronix 9
I feel as if a guy doesn't even bother to please you he doesn't deserve you. I honestly don't care if he has been getting off all day, he needs to actually grow some balls and get you off to. If not then deny him sex for the next few times he asks you for it.
stanihuepfl 2
HEY DUDE I LIVE IN DIDCOT