Today, I learnt what my boss meant when he said he would 'get his revenge on me' for winning a bet. I have to clean all the rooms that currently have a couple staying in it on February 15th. I don't want to work in a hotel anymore. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML
Today, I checked into a hotel because my boss had assigned me to a new position. As soon as the reception lady looked up, she had me kicked out of the hotel. Apparently, one of the regulations is, "No prostitutes allowed." I was wearing a business suit. FML
Today, I got a call from my manager saying that I won't need to work this weekend. Too bad I already cancelled a family vacation because he threatened to fire me if I didn't work this weekend. FML
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
Today, I found out that I have to reschedule my upcoming honeymoon because my office will be understaffed that week, due to the boss going on vacation right after my wedding. Oh, yeah, and he's in my bridal party. FML
Today, after I've been cleaning a hostel 7/7 for free accommodation for a few weeks, and the owner telling me 3 times to take a day off while he was able to do the job, I'm finally leaving. He's now (and only now) asking me to pay for the 3 nights I "didn't work for." FML
Today, I went into work happy about my supervising promotion. When I arrived at work, I realized that only one person had decided to come into work today, which meant I had to clean 15 rooms, and supervise myself. FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML
Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML
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it___happens 12
Was winning the bet worth it though?
Mcstud1y 30
At least your name signifies you know what you're getting into. Good luck OP
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Comments (56)
loganhu 7
How is that fair
Iwannarock1 19
Maybe because it's her job. Who are you, Bernie Sanders??
GAeroNKissR 26
who said anything about being fair?? That's life
smokecloud_ 37
It's stupid. I make dumb bets with my boyfriend all the time. It'd be like me losing the Super Bowl or him losing that he is the father on Maury and not wanting to pay up. This is ridiculous and I hope OP can look for a new job.
Mcstud1y 30
At least your name signifies you know what you're getting into. Good luck OP
FueledByFate 24
It sounds like that's going to be quite a sticky situation.
Rkikkas9713 25
That is almost as bad, if not worse, than the shitty situation pun.
it___happens 12
Was winning the bet worth it though?
CheekyRaccoon 27
Bet not.
noah_1234 24
I'd suggest return your winnings and pass on the struggle...
benedictjongoh 10
all the best
SecundusSecunda 27
I'm guessing his favorite team lost the superbowl.
truckers_wife 23
in the UK?
Soparot 29
The superbowl isn't just popular in the US. Sure, it may be most popular there but definitely not only popular there.
MegasaurusRex89 28
Well that's just poor sportsmanship. Sorry OP
pliskon_snake 14
Gloves, face mask and disinfectant spray. Good Luck!
Skycop_S 23
Get a hazmat suit. It is the only way.
LostInTheZone11 29
You beat me to it. My one cousin once used one when he worked bathroom janitorial for the local natatorium, and encountered the stall from the deepest depths of hell.
aiw14 23
that's going to be a fun day for you