Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML
Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML
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Top comments
TheAnon1313 28
Damn. Just lay in bed next to him and **********, I guess. If he says he wants to get involved and sexual that night, tell him no, because you're all tired now from masturbating.
jenninator93 18
Sooo... **********? As long as this doesn't happen all the time it doesn't seem like an issue to me.
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Comments (105)
Hyperpwner 9
I suppose all you can do is give him a helping hand?
Tyrez 32
Sounds like a real winner.
umadbrobro 8
Maybe he likes the hand better than the good stuff ..lol
ezrajab 22
Jees sorry op if this becomes an ongoing issue I would seek help for the both of you. I am no going to say FYL or YDI because this particular one doesn't seem to deserve either best of luck to the both of you.
ThrottleJockey 36
What a wanker.
JosephKorso 15
Maybe he just wanted the pleasure without the added stress of trying to impress someone else as well. Sounds selfish, I know, but it's better than him not being able to get it up because of stress. And yes, that does happen.
alcast10 5
speaking for men. we jack off even if you have sex with us, its not going to stop. but if you don't have sex with us, we jack off twice as much.
lilithfury 23
Could be worse. My fiancé has faked impotency just to avoid sex with me. He'd rather jerk off every day for the past three years than have sex.
alcast10 5
damn. that sucks.
Zebediabolical 45
I'd rather jerk off then have sex, personally. :D
GAeroNKissR 26
fiance?
Uraks 3
I'm naked and ready.
heartofhannah 28
At least he's honest?