Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch,...

By fuckadaisical - 06/12/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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Saturday 7 December 2013 1:54

Well did you like it

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Comments

AmorVitae93 6

Saturday 7 December 2013 5:57

yummy.. lol

djsammyc 19

Saturday 7 December 2013 6:12

at least he tried

Needafarm 22

Saturday 7 December 2013 7:22

I have to say that if my husband didn't have to get up and work in the next 3 hours I would wake him for a nice "cockmeat sandwich." It get's both our appetites going and is an awesome treat anytime.