Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
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Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
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Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
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666midnight 0
Lol shoulda told him not to open it till he was alone then...YDI
wowfmlife 0
awwwwkwarrddd
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Comments (48)
Victoria2103 0
To #21, real handcuffs chafe and hurt. So... if you like your wrists raw and bleeding, go for it. OP, YDI. I mean... did you ever stop to think that maybe he'd be embarrassed by those gifts, no matter who saw them? And if his parents ended up thinking you're a little slutty, well... they're kinda right.
RiChY_BaBy08 0
super lol that'd be a hard one to swallow, hope that wasn't a first impression =p
butterflys322 0
Today, my friends threw a surprise birthday party for me. Apparently my girlfriend thought it would be funny to get me some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. Unbeknownst to her, however, my parents were in on it as well. FML
butterflys322 0
Today, my friends threw a surprise birthday party for me. Apparently my girlfriend thought it would be funny to get me some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. Unbeknownst to her, however, my parents were in on it as well. FML
nodbor 11
cool, party balloons
dancing_bear 0
People: old enough to be given fuzzy handcuffs = old enough to have a birthday party that doesn't involve your parents. That being said, I don't understand why OP didn't just hide the gift after realising the parents were there?
goathumpy 0
Today, my husband and I wend to a surprise birthday party for our son, which was thrown by some of his friends. It was nice, except when he opened a box of condoms and fuzzy handcuffs. From his girlfriend. FML.
coopdogga 0
AHAHAHAHA. ydi that sucks though.
jjjeah 0
#22 - I am well aware of what real handcuffs do. I'd rather have my boyfriend wearing those than the lame fuzzy ones. Sorry, but bondage lite just annoys me to no end.
itsTiffany 0
Those types of presents are meant to be giving when you're alone... because, after all, when's the time you use them? WHEN YOU'RE ALONE.