Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
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Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my boyfriend. I invited all his friends and made all his favorite food. He was running very late, so I called to ask what was taking so long. His response? He said he was at his house, with the very friends I was standing next to. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a gun under his pillow. This was only after my friends and I surprised him with his birthday cake while he was sleeping. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend at his house. Apparently, I ruined the surprise party he'd planned for me, and now he’s upset with me. FML
Today, I planned a surprise birthday party for my best friend. I told her to “be home by 7 for a little surprise.” She got home at 6:55… with her new boyfriend. Surprise: he hadn’t been invited. Awkward family introductions followed. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
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666midnight 0
Lol shoulda told him not to open it till he was alone then...YDI
wowfmlife 0
awwwwkwarrddd
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Comments (48)
fucking_life_fml 0
that's nothing, the other day a friend of mine had a birthday party at her house with all her family and friends. they all see her pulling out of a box a *****, condoms, chinese balls, lub, cuffs, etc... her boyfriend was there and everything. her mom was the one that made more fun of her, more than all her friends
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Actually #28 I think once you're old enough for that, you should be adult enough to BE ABLE to have parents at your birthday party who can laugh at gifts like that. Also, condoms for your boyfriends birthday? Shitty gift. How stoked would you be if he got you birth control pills for your birthday?
mattmag 0
So? We got my friend a "gay fantasy starter kit" of some sort for his 19th birthday. His parents were there, and they thought it was funny.
Ryelle 0
He's your boyfriend. you should get him better gifts than that.
charliieee 0
hahahha i want this person as my girlfriend
hkay1 0
that's a dumb gift
asmidiske 0
My boyfriend got me fuzzy handcuffs for my nineteenth birthday. I opened them in front of my mother. She just laughed. Then again, I have a cool mom.
BabiiexElmo 0
LMFAO!!!! What did his parents say?
HemptressMedea 0
Well duh bitch! It's his birthday... you would assume his parents would celebrate with him. Why does everyone lack common sense anymore? YDI!!
aknuth1103 6
Just save the present for later dumbass