Today, my boyfriend rekindled the romance with his ex, at my 21st birthday party. One of the few reasons I'd invited her was to show that I trusted him, and I no longer felt threatened by their continued friendship. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the surprise birthday party of an ex I still love, though I'm the one who ended things. I walked in in time to see her screaming "Yes" to her kneeling boyfriend, her parents crying and applauding, and her brothers patting him on the back. FML
Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
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BadMofeelius 0
Yikes that's rough, best of luck in the future. We don't all do things like this.
Perdition 4
+1. There ARE still decent people in the world. I will rarely, if ever, continue communication with a serious ex, much less be friends with her. I don't understand why people think you can go from the feeling of being soulmates and in love to being platonic friends without those feelings coming back. They will, every time. Period.
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Comments (120)
every1luvsboners 11
They were just practicing for your birthday gift. They were going to give you the threesome that you've always wanted. Don't get angry, they were doing it for you. SURPRISE, get naked.
angrymexican 8
Surprise buttsex
tsim_fml 0
boners, your new picture is wayyyyyy too complicated
fajitachan 6
He's a dick leave him. It's sad that things like this happen all the time, just goes to show you how much of a piece of shit people can be.
Calyx_fml 22
If you can't beat em... Join em.
xJebu 8
How are you minus 93 years old calyx?
speshlk37 13
When the ex realizes she's stuck with him again, it'll get old real fast. We want what we CAN'T have, that's why it happened. You're better off without him.
NoNotTheFace 8
WHY ARE YOU KISSING HER?!?!! -Uh..uh...UHHH... This is ooonly a dream.*magical floating hands* None of this is real. I was kissing her for medical reasons. Also, she just went through a break-up. And I'm trying to make her feel better. Remember, this is oooonly a dream. *magical floating hands+slowly walking backwards*
ikickgingers 15
You forgot; it was his twin brother
HomeAl0ne 20
And the fake accent, trying to pretend you are your own twin.
boosgirl 3
lol
kitties_fml 12
This...is a true FML. That ******* sucks.
Monkeysmommy1 0
How stupid of you. Don't you know even if she didn't want him anymore, she didn't want him happy with you either?! Brilliant.
Ironripster 0
pretty ****** up, i hope they didnt make up in ur room while u were blowin out ur candles. Though on an upside it sure did give u a reason to drink and act a fool legally for once
GraceKathryn97 0
Oh. My. God. I woulda have thrown a bitch fit at both of em!
selahsmithereens 1
Never trust someone who can stayed "friends" with a serious ex, or even with hookups. People can have friends of the opposite sex, but not ones they shared an intimate history with.
T1A2Z3 35
That's not true. If the feelings are gone they're gone. Not all people are as awful as OP'S ex