Today, my boyfriend read online that oversleeping has been linked to strokes later in life. He's now taken it upon himself to protect me by making sure that I have as minimal sleep as possible. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend informed me I need to stop staying up all night, because it's "really sketchy" and he feels "uncomfortable" not knowing what I'm doing, and why I'm awake. I'm an insomniac, I have been my whole life, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend had an appointment he had to wait months for, after he finally agreed to try to figure out what's making him so tired all the time. He slept through it. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, and like every day before it, my boyfriend’s snoring is keeping me up all night. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
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Top comments
llama612 27
Find an article that shows getting woken up by your BF a lot and not getting to sleep in or get much sleep leads to an increase in break ups or hospitalization due to severe foot to groin contact.
wow810 4
Atleast he cares about you by not wanting u to die of a stroke later in life
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Comments (87)
DaDivineDevil 11
He just loves you :)
Mark50 0
Why don't you just dump him. If I had a girlfriend who did that to me, I don't think I would be able to live with someone like that.
PincessBoff 6
He may not be the smartest of all, but he isn't TRYING to harm her, he's just a little uneducated on what lack of sleep can do, if he knows it can harm you as well as sleeping too much. You're such an idiot for saying "Dump him blah blah". Seriously? Just because someone is doing something YOU wouldn't approve of, does not however mean they deserve to be dumped. Especially if you are not the person in the relationship with them.
hogwartsbitches 6
I didn't get enough sleep.. Diagnosed with epilepsy..
alicecooperfan 18
Don't tell him that living is the #1 cause of death....it could be deadly.
mackischillin 5
At least he cares.
kingdomercury 5
He's a dumbass, but at least he cares.
fortunelady 17
I think he sounds sweet, albeit a little bit misinformed.
everyonelovesme 12
Beat his ass over the head!!!!
lilpanda4 5
Pull up a site that says that lack of sleep can be shown to be the equivalent to alcoholism
marxistbkly 3
At least he cares.