Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a 24-hour taco shop, while he was wearing a tee-shirt that says "F*** Me I'm Famous." FML
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
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missathegirlwond 19
Aw! How romantic!
Briscuit 24
A beautiful and moving story to tell the kids when they're older. :') Congrats on the future wedding, OP.
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Comments (23)
TheElderTROLLZ 15
He's telling the truth, right?
supimnyancat 9
At least he didn't start taking his pants off when the guy said that.
TheArchAngel 8
Are we invited to the wedding?
TheElderTROLLZ 15
No.
HarryWeder 4
Quit dramatizing bitch
cheetahbaby96 8
So did you have sex?
curlyfry33 8
Thats called foreshadowing
jrobledo117 2
Why is this an FML??
ICastillo 25
Well to be fair you guys are probably going to have sex. You know that happy engagement sex.....
br0ccoli 15
1. Congrats 2. It's time to build your sense of humor muscle. You're definitely going to need it. A sense of humor is an absolute necessity in dealing with guys in relationships. They always ruin romantic moments. You just have to run with it and chuckle. This is a LIFE SKILL. Later on, when he's doing you dirty, you can stare at your pretty little ring and pray that in your future, Candice won't wonder about your marital status. Or that you won't lose your mind and egg your own house after your child refuses to do chores, while your husband immaturely takes the bathroom after you shower when your son urgently needs to pee. However, I am sure that in the near future, the fire alarms will applaud you (either because you can't cook or because you're handling so many things) for your oftentimes thankless efforts at handling all the roles for being a woman-mother, lover, maid, therapist, provider, cook, babysitter, life coach, tutor, chauffeur. At least at the very end, your sense of humor will get through it all. So don't over think that little comment during the proposal. If you think it's too much and he ruined the moment, you should join a convent because it is just the beginning. It is a preview of your future life.
br0ccoli 15
I love how I made this so long I can't even edit it. Note to self: less words.
PInK_ExCiTeD 7
Did anyone else just read 1 & 2 or was it just me? And sorry broccoli is not you is me I get bored really easily -.- especially if it involves long paragraphs...
Mins_fml 3
You should have yelled back "PERIODS" just to see his face... ^^°