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suaveneanderthal 0
Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."
Signposthead 0
Haha, he's a keeper!
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wildgamer10 0
it's just a joke come on
TheCoolGuy3434 0
sucks for you an where are you going for the honeymoon? stripper club
kaleyyy 0
JERK!
greendaygirl112 0
atleast he propose. mayb he is too nervous to do it face to face
iliiketofuckk 0
LOL, he is definitely a keeper!
JlynnMarie 0
that's hilarious and very original. I like it.
HiByePie 0
that is so sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you really shouldn't be ******* your life about it though.
hcovballer247 0
haha what a great proposal(:
desser627 0
I like his style!
dirkes 0
I hate that wotd