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suaveneanderthal 0
Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."
Signposthead 0
Haha, he's a keeper!
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Comments (264)
brittyboo123 35
What a keeper!!
LindsayxMoore 18
Omg. Get him out of that quickly!
capnbzarr 43
I thought for sure the punchline was going to be about the zit on her nose o_O
uhnevermind 24
That's a piercing.
capnbzarr 43
Doesn't look much like one. Needs sparkles.
The_Nuke 31
Nope.... no faith left in humanity.... I'm out people!
stepper99k 15
That comic got swag
awkward611 26
You should marry him you're not gonna find another one like that
ScenicSubterfuge 39
Haha, talk about class!
AmbienDreams 20
Awww how very romantic! Lol :)
vintaqe 28
At least now you have your answer.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
oh.. thats horrible