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suaveneanderthal 0
Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."
Signposthead 0
Haha, he's a keeper!
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Comments (264)
MasqueradePrince 25
You should Probably look for someone who can be serious.
gazettefan42 8
Lol my dad put a ring in a jack in the box bag and threw it at my mom hitting her in the face.
CreepJ 6
How is that bad?
cwl727 33
Did you say yes?
labaro19 17
Dump him
NoOrdinaryNZer 28
At least you have a bf op
fantasyworld 39
Wow that's romantic.
SashaTaras 26
I would've said no because I want a better one