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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."

Haha, he's a keeper!

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umm how is this an fml? not ydi, but not fyl so no votey.

You shouldn't go into a marriage with the thought "Oh well, if it doesn't work out, we'll just get a divorce". You're bound to break up with that kind of attitude.

great boyfriend you got there. hang on to that one.

god I hope you said no.

Ravemaster7 0

Sometimes I really can't believe the stupid things people bother to write out.

FTW

good_life35 0

YDI for getting mad at a proposal; he was probably just trying to make it funny and something to remember.

I would have said maybe if he grows up enough to give you a REAL proposal.

HE IS A W I N N A H .

welcome to the 21st century....hilarious... go for it!

FuckUpXNote 0

HA! I hope he wasn't serious.