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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

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suaveneanderthal 0

Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."

Haha, he's a keeper!

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its not tht bad at all!!!! its sweet in a funny way!!!!

don't marry him.

hahahahahahahaha was he serious!......say yes!

I find it cute:)). as long as u get the ring nd do get married, I thnk it wld b a cute story to tell people later in life

BloodyPoisonKiss 0

you didn't say yes to that did you?

kingsley_fml 8

I'm not exactly sure who thinks Facebook is that 'romantic' website or that it really means something to propose to others through bumper stickers, but one thing is for certain, you're in my prayers tonight lol.

foryoublue94 0

That's amazing

since you posted this on fml, I assume you declined? it could have been worse... you could have choked and died on a ring hidden in your dessert. this way, you're still alive! yeah... optimism gets annoying.

that's hotttt lol

Could be worse. You could be 35 with 7 cats. Go ahead and settle like most people do. If it doesn't work out, just get divorced.