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suaveneanderthal 0
Send him one that says "Bitch, get me a ring."
Signposthead 0
Haha, he's a keeper!
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Comments (264)
kee_breezy32 34
that's different!
dawood_k 27
Cheap skate...
Krystal3408 32
The art really made me laugh. Maybe you shouldn't marry this dude though, just a piece of advice.
FrankHotpants 31
He's probably the kind of guy who would say something like " I sent that bitch a smiley face...bitches love smiley faces"
blackwidowtaco 31
This is hilarious, I hope you said yes.
kwan_wendy 9
Just say NO
Saava 29
Oh, so disrespectful! You didn't say yes, did you? :/
JesseAttack 21
My boyfriend would be the type to do that, but at the same time, he does those jokes all the time. I guess it all depends on the person!
PippaButtertubs 15
That really sucks
AprylAnn 23
Wow girlie, you definitely have a winner!