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Bloo2555 22
Might I suggest preventing the kid from touching the cord?
BurnInDemonFire 39
"I'm a gamer baby, so why don't you play me?"
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Bloo2555 22
Might I suggest preventing the kid from touching the cord?
wmayrhofer 18
Hsuch an active kid! How about going for walks instead of trying to addict him to micro rewards from a tv screen
BurnInDemonFire 39
"I'm a gamer baby, so why don't you play me?"
peithecelt 28
I'm a lazy slacker gamer... and that one is ALL the dad's fault, 110%. parent your kid!