Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Ottawa, Canada
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Anonymous
United States
Unsure
Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted, "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML
ollie_ollivia
United States
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
secret
United States
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Anonymous
Lafayette, United States
Change of heart
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Anonymous
The proposal
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Truro, United Kingdom
Surprise!
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
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Fedor_fml 0
what a jerk....he deserves a swift kick to the sack
CallMeHush 1
Give him a good hard shot to the jimmies and then go get a better boyfriend.
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Comments (163)
hawkster90 0
Tell him you will give him the ******* of his life, then get him all excited by making out with him. When he's putty in your hands, look him straight in the eye and tell him you were kidding. End it off with a smirk then walk off.
ohmygoodnex 0
Dear Penthouse... Oh, wait, nevermind.
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
I can't stop lmao!
Tamara2011 0
you should tell him it's over then 4 hours later call him and be like just kidding ha that will put the asshole in his place jokes are funny but this one is just cruel.
tcbailey 0
tie him up nakkid take pics and send them via however to all his family and friends.... I'm sure after this he will get the basic idea that it's over with?!?!!
ragdollsaally 0
i would leave him for the mere fact that people need to THINK THINGS THROUGH, he doesn't seem responsible and you need someone who can be an adult and not just say j/k
tokintot07 0
that ****** up. but I laughed
jt16 0
that's fu
erjaguam 0
wow. well, you just got to know him better :)
xocourtxo 0
I think it's proly cause of mom and dad
oneforme 0
well invite him over and then make him thank he will get to have anal sex with you , then poop on his **** and then yell "just kidding"