Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
confusedandnowsingle
Espoo, Finland
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
lacucarcha
Telford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend flamboyantly proposed to me in a packed restaurant. I promptly had a panic attack and fainted in front of at least fifty people and a full mariachi band. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
cai
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
youmakemesick
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Magic moments
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
mahanaaa_23
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Honolulu, United States
Upon reflection
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Top comments
ciarafox9 9
Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..
ariannaimelda 7
Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!
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Comments (79)
babyzann 0
You fainted n he took it as a no?! How stupid can he get?!
deequu 20
What kind of retard takes that as a no? Omfg.
ramona760 0
So every time u get excited you faint? I wonder how ur sex life is O.o
mightymart 5
Trying too hard bro...
SkoomaKi 28
^ Eh, no he/she isn't.
Enslaved 38
Why didn't you answer him when you came to, unless he left you there past out?
underguarded 20
Not sure I'd want to marry someone if they over react that much. You fainted and he took it as a 'no'? Now he's acting like a child and giving you the silent treatment?I'd feel a little inclined to actually say No.
mightymart 5
Cant you leave a freakin message, text him, send an email to explain??? Come on, either you are just unable to communicate properly or live in the 90s
THE_A_TEEN 28
Hey **** you, I spend 6 years in the 90's. Awesome decade.
Pacifica1165 13
He might not be willing to read any text message or e-mail he knows is from her.
RomoniReed 6
Aw, poor lil tink tink!
meanmachine888 0
Maybe it's all a dream...
THE_A_TEEN 28
If it's a dream then I am god!! Bow down mortal!!!
VixSparda 5
then go to his front door and tell him!
docscientist 10
Maybe you should rethink this status after all. I'm sure nobody has ever referred to him as "The Brain."