Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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Top comments
Zambowi 15
To be fair, you didn't HAVE to call him, you chose to.
JoshTheMaggot 8
You didn't have to call him, you chose to. Still a shitty situation to be in. Hopefully you can find a new mechanic.
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Comments (47)
jogihoppa8343 23
it seems that OP's car is not that happy with the break up and may be it wants both of them to come together again :-)
hessel 13
you should have wrote it a litlle different because now it looks like your boyfriend is two years old
caligirllife 11
Does anyone else think that if he was a good mechanic her car wouldn't have broken down again in the first place?
ileenefudge 29
You didn't have to call him. You chose to call him like everyone else said. I would much rather pay someone who knows how to get my car up and running again so I can go for a simple drive without it breaking down all the time than call my ex, and yours obviously didn't do a good job with your car if it broke down that fast.
ReggieReefer 12
You HAD too call him huh? Sounds like you did that shit to yourself. Time to grow up....there are mechanics everywhere.
_Princess_Peach_ 9
Be careful about finding excuses to call him. When a relationship is over, you have to let it go..else the transformation into crazy ex girlfriend will be just around the corner.
JCal585 8
You didn't have to call him. Call a taxi!
lollypop30001 19
Why didn't you call your dad.
SwtCherryPie 26
If he left you, he probably wont fix your car properly. He'll just rig it so it will seem fixed then its just going to **** up again. Go to a real mechanic or call your dad. And stop making excuses already to "have" to call him. He's not the only mechanic there is.
patrick29 1
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