Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
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Zambowi 15
To be fair, you didn't HAVE to call him, you chose to.
JoshTheMaggot 8
You didn't have to call him, you chose to. Still a shitty situation to be in. Hopefully you can find a new mechanic.
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Comments (47)
TechFire 25
Why are so many of you saying that she should have called her dad? Are dads in Australia required to be trained mechanics or something?
01Ben21 10
There are plenty of other mechanics. Seems like you need to venture out and find a new one.
Palirose 22
Actually, I agree with you, Noor. A walk would have been much better and it would save you gas. Gas is expensive nowadays.
brittany1143 5
There are other mechanics. Not just him
Alison_Rays 4
Aww dude that sucks so much!!!!
droidlover 14
Haha that's what you get
amifaiyaz 12
You might want to look for another mechanic, it looks kinda sad asking your ex to do stuff for you like that.
Zebediabolical 45
He probably thinks you did it on purpose in order to see him. FYL, OP
Shmatterhorn 38
I see a boat payment in your ex's future. So sorry, OP.
ni0ve 9
u didnt have to.call him. google a mechanic. he probably thought u set it up too. fyl