Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
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Doortje 30
Sell it on eBay?
DU0 0
Save it for another special someone? Or you could always sell it...
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Comments (57)
AmeenWhoElse 0
Your bf is an idiot, he shoulda waited after he got the presents and birthday sex before dumping you. F his life
JobaNobaa 1
hahaaa. exactlyyy
haj_fml 4
Send it back, or, as other people have suggested, sell it on eBay..
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
That's why I always send my girlfriend* something horrifying (like a decomposing squirrel) from time to time because of two things: 1) She gets my sense of humor. 2) If either of us decide to "breakup", it will remind her of what I may do to her and her squirrels. *does not have a girlfriend, which makes one wonder who I am sending these "gifts" to...
88sforlife 0
Thats Gotta Suck
sweetwargasm 0
all u have to do is refuse the package when it arrives. if u refuse the package when the delivery guy shows up. it will be sent back and refunded.
klong91 7
Sell it online then buy something for yourself
dougierocks 13
if you had it shipped direct to him, use the tracking number and have them divert it, or hold it for pickup at one of their locations..
b6000 0
she's pregnant
tom_es 3
First of all...it is good that you are no longer with this individual. If he does not the courage to face you and stand up like a man, you are better off. Find a real man! I am sure there is a return service for the order.
sadie820 3
send it back for a refund