Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
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Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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Doortje 30
Sell it on eBay?
DU0 0
Save it for another special someone? Or you could always sell it...
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Comments (57)
deidre823 7
That's why you should get gifts for your significant other until you're married!! WTF is the point of spending money on someone, if you'll regret it one day??
mmcb14 4
People get divorced too...
guppy40000 0
dumping someone through text is a douch and cowardly move. Cutt all ties and sue for the gift back if you have too.
IneffableLullaby 13
If your boyfriend of a year dumped you through text, I'd say it's a blessing that you're no longer burdened by him. Though it does suck about the whole gift ordeal. If it was directly shipped to him, **** your life. If not though, I'm sure you could send it back and get a refund, or possibly just sell it on eBay or something. :)
detolicious 2
this sounds oddly familiar, I still have a pair of not inexpensive Dior glasses in one of my drawers. On the other hand, I'm glad I wasn't dumped by my then GF after I gave them away.
chosha_fml 27
Give it to someone else if you can. If not and it can't be returned or sold on, iI'd be tempted to send it to him anyway...broken.
x_missystaceey 0
Send it to meeeeeeee :$:$:$
sparta98 4
I've got a rather nice necklace laying on my dresser from a similar occasion.
Jojoo13_fml 0
Return it goosers!
x3herox3 0
Go win him back with it?8D
MJJ5809 9
Life's a bitch sometimes, save it for the next one