Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 8 years broke up with me on my 30th birthday, through text message. FML
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Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML
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Doortje 30
Sell it on eBay?
DU0 0
Save it for another special someone? Or you could always sell it...
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Comments (57)
DoctorDictator 0
What an ass. Waiting, purposely waiting for the gift. Also, a dump by text, shows he has no balls what-so-ever.
SAgirl 23
What was the percent? keep it for yourself then.
paigeme 0
r u stupid its called send back and get a refund. like do ppl on here not think
dnljcbsn 0
you will get over it
123skyline 0
Damn, that sucks dude. Hopefully it wasn't expensive... And look on the bright side, now you can keep it to yourself...
0neiros 14
If its something he REALLY wanted, take a vid of you Destroying it utterly and totally, explaining why you are doing this. Then post it on Youtube and send links to him and all his loser friends etc.
bubblydeath 0
has anyone actually fully read the FML because pretty sure it states that she can't cancel it and get her money back, which also probably means she can't get a refund, so anyone who is saying she is stupid for not refunding it maybe read it more carefully instead of judging... just saying
purple_sarah88 0
eBay it! And I know it hurts right now but you are so much better off without the loser. By ending the relationship in this immature, inappropriate way he has made it easier to move on by making it easier to hate him.
arakay 0
Give it to him anyways and make him feel bad.
heatherl_fml 0
EBAY that gift