Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
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ghostgirll 0
thats why people shouldnt joke about mental retardation. YDI :)
teehee520 0
That's what you get for being snippy. YDI.
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19lollipop96 0
Regardless if he isn't retarded u shouldn't say that ydi but then again it's pretty common I guess so it's no really an insult
MussoMalfunction 0
Awe you dick.
ClumsyJason 3
LMFAOO @ ur comment (: Nice one
eliz3 0
Use. Your. Brain.
chunkofchange 0
that's why you don't use retard as a synonym for stupid, you ******* idiot. YDI
lottofee 0
i totally agree with that. try being sensitive!
rasta_pasta 4
the word IS synonymous with stupid, that's why people are still arguing about it. to retard is to slow or delay something, hence when referring to one's mental capacity it is, or was, apt to say a mentally slow person was retarded.
HelloImABamf 0
wow, YDI. that was stupid of you. that's why you shouldn't use "retard" as a name-call to someone you don't know, especially a boyfriend's brother. shame on you
24788 7
Wait why would you say that?
drpeppa 0
How do you date someone for a month and not know he has a retarded brother? Have you never been to his house?
scattz 0
This sorta reminds me of when I worked at a 7-11. The guy I was working with was clearly not paying attention to his job at all. A man bought a drink and asked my co-worker to open it for him. How does he respond? "Can't you open it yourself, you look like a strong enough man." I was just about to stop him but too late. The man had one arm and I'd seen him before. I opened the drink for the man. Needless to say, you should really watch your mouth.
piggypaar 0
Aww, that's so sad.
redxapplexoxo 0
HAHAHAHAH! Love it. I would definately say something like this.
rockman130 0
ur a bitch
IIRoxieII 12
Don't forget a dumbass too
akfml 0
your an ass! and so are you #27. YDI hope karma hits you.