Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
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ghostgirll 0
thats why people shouldnt joke about mental retardation. YDI :)
teehee520 0
That's what you get for being snippy. YDI.
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sliffer_09 0
lmao she deserved that disrepsecting retards... i do to but i keep it in my mind and wha does ydi mean?
nanner6206 24
YDI= You Deserved It
MonkeyDoodle2010 0
I'm speaking my mind and I'm trying to be respectful, but that was just dumb. Didn't anyone ever tell you to think before you speak? Your boyfriend should probably pick someone a little smarter...
TItan160 0
I don't see what the big deal is. you called his brother what he is. so what
catryn 0
Jesus, why would you say that?! I can't say I'm much better. I used to use the word "retard" all the time, but then I started to work alongside people who were mentally retarded and autistic and found out they were nicer and more hardworking than myself. Point is, I bet you'll never say it again.
joshbattin 0
$20 says she does, for shallowness
pietastesgood 0
How did you not notice that your boyfriend of a month was retarded?
Decoderma 0
Epic Fail
cajas 0
The retarded thing is bad enough, but this chick is obviously a ******* needy bitch. They've been going out a month, the guy needs to leave and gives a reason and she already starts with the whole sarcastically questioning it? Go get dumped.
AudreyKHepburn 0
You deserved it bitch. I hope he dumped your needy ass. I never use the word 'retarded'. It's offensive in whatever context it's used in. It's just as bad as saying, "that's gay!". Wow. I still can't believe you would say that.
yoshiyoshi_fml 0
Seriously? Quit ripping on the OP for this, people. She didn't know her boyfriend's brother is retarded, and anyone can make a mistake. Worse things have been said, there's no reason for the OP's boyfriend to "dump her", as the majority of you said should happen.
guttural 0
Your boyfriend of ONE MONTH? After one month, you're already making jokes like that about his family? No wonder you haven't met them yet. He probably doesn't want them to have to deal with you.
VectorRaptor 0
Really? Retarded? That's what you said? What are you, 14? Oh wait, you just might be. Doesn't matter; no excuse.