Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
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ghostgirll 0
thats why people shouldnt joke about mental retardation. YDI :)
teehee520 0
That's what you get for being snippy. YDI.
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UrFlyyness 0
The word retard is a proper name. HOWEVER it was used incorrectly. So, she was wrong. If she said "oh is he mentally retarded"? That would have been proper and respected---but she didn't! YDI!
hellojessi 0
That was an obnoxious thing to say. YDI.
zander09 0
Better to find out now than later.
princesspanda06 0
this is one of the many reasons why you shouldnt make fun of people with a handicap or disability. you should be ashamed of yourself
Munsie 0
YDI x 100. I have a handicap brother that I watch and help daily so I get to deal with pleasant people like you all the time. If you're a bit too dense to figure out why a sibling would need to be fed, you ask "How old is he?" That narrows it down immensely and you don't have to let the world know you're an idiot. I hope be dumps you.
redbluegreen 41
I have a brother with autism, and I know how people can act about it. She really should've asked instead of trying to be funny. If he took it as a joke, there's something wrong with both of your senses of humor. I'm just shocked she didn't know beforehand. A month is a long time to not bring up family you live with and help take care of. I agree with you 100%. YDI.
LordLayAlot 0
Like #56 said, never ever say something until you're 100% sure, it saves you from sounding like a bitch.
therealmike 0
YDI. What are you, retarded?
noclevername 0
Not funny or clever. But yes she does deserve it.
eli_guerra 0
Why the hell would he being feeding his brother that is perferctly normal?!?! And you just now found out about his bro? WTF YDI next time use observations.
chexmixbmx 0
i agree with #3,#4,#10,#11.
chexmixbmx 0
i hope he dumped u.