Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
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ghostgirll 0
thats why people shouldnt joke about mental retardation. YDI :)
teehee520 0
That's what you get for being snippy. YDI.
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Comments (151)
Knottegirl 0
You inconsiderate @#$%/
parkyuuu 3
why would you say something like that ? :/ not funny
screennamesarest 0
Karma's a bitch. YDI
helene123456789 0
dude u cnt say that it is wrong and wat does OP meen
undumblonde 5
dam ****** that one up didntcha? XD
me_the_maniak 14
I wonder if he dumped you, before or after feeding his brother!
bmbeefyboy 0
Haha bet you feel retarded, get it cause you were making fun of an actual retard and didn't know it? Haha retard
lovemeganrose 0
Wow your a bitch. Why would you even say anything like that?!
eaze_ya_miind 1
mubaki, uh they have special busses for kids with special needs. theres usually a ride along assistant to help with the kids. don't judge. and don't talk about things you don't know anything about.
jpqm32 3
Of he needs to be fed this means one of 3 things. 1 he is a baby. 2 he is retarted. 3 he is the lazyest douche ever.