Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
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ghostgirll 0
thats why people shouldnt joke about mental retardation. YDI :)
teehee520 0
That's what you get for being snippy. YDI.
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araceli86 0
OMG 1-You f'd up. Hes a keeper if hes willing to that. 2-After a month of dating him you don't know those facts about his family? 3-YDI. Your not nice. -___-
quiddity 0
YDI. Don't use retarded as an insult. And honestly, it's common sense that if your boyfriend must feed his brother, then his brother has a mental or physical disability of some sort.
lich_fml 0
you sound like a bitch. the word retarded shouldn't be thrown around loosely, or at all really.
kpanchal 0
You sound like one of those idiotic shallow worthless bitches. If I was him, I would have ******' dumped your ass right their in then. I hope you have disabled kids as well, so you know what it's like, you WORTHLESS BITCH. **** your life, literally. You don't deserve it.
nanner6206 24
wow, harsh. Why would you wish something like that on anyone? Think of how hateful your response is? You're wishing another person is born with or becomes disabled, and a lifelong heartache on the caretaker. That is horrible. People make mistakes, and I'm sure OP learned a huge lesson and will from now on be more responsible with her words. I'm sure you could be called "dumb" or "stupid" for your misspelling of the word their, and the term "then and THERE" (you said it backwards). Two wrongs don't make a right, so We really shouldn't bully anyone, even if they've done something wrong.
blondiee09 0
Well unlike all these bitchy awful people leaving comments, I feel your pain. It's a common saying and its not your fault it slipped out. Don't listen to them. And for all those people who say that saying "retarded is bad", go **** yourselves and get off your high ass horses. I have an adopted brother who is metally retarded and I call him a retard to his face. It's not that big of a deal. back off.
joshbattin 0
First off: It is a big deal for some people,because it counts as a high insult, mainly the ones who have the affliction (not the ones who are all "well, i never...*scoff*") Secondly: It's the year 2009, that saying isn't all that common unless you live in a very closed-minded area. Third: I hope that your half-brother understands the context (i hope) you're using this in (as an odd term of endearment), because if you are just calling him that to be mean or get your way or whatever, F your Life miss. Finally: what pain? If the person was shallow enough to just roll their eyes and spout off with a line like that after clearly hearing there may be something out of her "comfortable norm", she's already forgotten that she posted this here and has moved on to the next pop culture brainwashing experiment..i mean reality show. YDI
lambchop23 0
way to be a ******* ****
livingdeath 0
This is why the word RETARD is not valid anymore. You are a bastard, what the **** did you ******* expect when he said he had to feed his brother? I wouldve told you to get lost, bitch.
livingdeath 0
I won't get off my horse. Maybe you can tear down your brother to his face, but I would never tear down my sister. Anyone who makes fun of her and I see it, doesn't go to school the next day. Or the next day.
livingdeath 0
And, an adopted brother is not a half brother. He is a brother, dumbass.
ClumsyJason 3
She never found out he was retarded. She only called him retarded once. Besides she was re-telling the story #169 you dumbass.
music1haley 0
I hate when people joke about stuff like that. My brother is autistic. I don't take that shit.