Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML
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ghostgirll 0
thats why people shouldnt joke about mental retardation. YDI :)
teehee520 0
That's what you get for being snippy. YDI.
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Comments (151)
kaiibebe 0
Ahhh, Damn., i would have said the same thing:) Then again, i just dont give a fauuuuk:P
raithex 0
That's what you get for being a bitch.
lambchop23 0
hey you stupid bitch i hope your boyfrined dumped your whoreass for being such a damned bitch. You ******* deserve nothing
fah_Q 0
so? why would he feel so bad about the truth? my cousin is retarted, i dont feel bad when people call him that, in fact, he is a waste of human life, and waste the lives of the ones that take care of him, the mentaly disabled should get put down, if i got in an accident an got screwed up i would rather be dead than waste peoples time, there not even aware there alive minus well be dead
Katieee27 0
YDI for not thinking before speaking.
shyboyy 0
wow
__FML_FML_FML__ 0
that's so sweet of him. most older brothers wouldn't give a crap bout their younger brother. btw, f*ck you. I hope he dumps you.
eyorsdocjr 0
YFDI!!!!!!
fml98kevin 4
hhaa good 1
Luvmehateme292 0
Way to go hun. Don't joke about stuff like that. It's completely not ok. A lot of people really take that offensively. Like me. My little sister is mentally retarded. She's 13 with the mind of a 4 year old. But she's the biggest sweetheart you'll ever meet. I love her to death.