So, he's a jerk because he breaks up with you over text, I get that. You, on the other hand, are an idiot for apparently thinking that one expensive gift would have chained him to you for the rest of your lives.

She...pushed him away by giving him a really expensive gift...? Wow, **** his life, that poor man. He got a gift because his girlfriend values him so much!

he got all he needed outta you, good job...

FAILLLL!!!!

YDI for buying him an iphone.

YDI for buying him an iPhone. I'd break up with somebody if they bought me an Apple product too.

I went through the trouble of signing up just so that I can reassure celtic420 that I enjoy reading her/his comments! I usually read the comments for Plexico's comments, now I also look forward to your sober analysis of the FMLs. :o)

OP, me and you should be friends. The same thing pretty much happened to me, after him asking me to marry him last year, to being at uni 3 days, deciding that he liked being a student, didnt want a girlfriend and dumped me on my arse. Bad times, but you'll get over it, worse things could happen :)

wow plexico, intoxicunt, allmidnighteyes, and celtic, dont u have something better to do?? if these assumptions are wrong, please, call me out on it, but it really seems like you three really need to tone down the amount of time you spend on the internet, especially this site. im not complaining or anything, ur comments are usually fairly intelligent and funny, im just saying.... and myleycyruslvrrrr, go **** yourself who ******* likes miley cyrus!? I doubt MLEY CYRUS likes miley cyrus

sorry chic,if u need 2 talk just mail me at [email protected]

theres a similar fml. im sure.

wow