SezzyJ
Australia
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years broke up with me. Via text. With the iPhone I got him for our anniversary. FML
Collection
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
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Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
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Anonymous
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
tacky_unrefined
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
waaah
Australia
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Out of Ice Cream
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
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_Mazza_ 0
So, he's a jerk because he breaks up with you over text, I get that. You, on the other hand, are an idiot for apparently thinking that one expensive gift would have chained him to you for the rest of your lives.
Intoxicunt 6
She...pushed him away by giving him a really expensive gift...? Wow, **** his life, that poor man. He got a gift because his girlfriend values him so much!
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Comments (98)
magicstars 0
Your fault for buying him that, ya lil dick!
smartbutsexy 0
I would of reported his phone stolen!
railfan_fml 0
**growls at xpxp2002**
celtic420 0
GR3453m0nk3y, haha I can see how you'd think that. I actually don't spend a lot of my home, personal time on the internet. Thing is, I have very long breaks between classes at my campus, and I usually just spend them sitting in the lounge and catching up on things online. It's more of a time-passer. Other than that, I usually spend time on the web right before I go to sleep. I also just started visiting this site a few days ago, so I'm still in that "really active" stage. And I'm glad you enjoy my comments, POC =) I try to be honest without sounding like some boring book.
thesucker1994 0
you sap
xOpheliacx 0
So you reply with "fine, I'll take back the iphone then."
nutta 0
Quit the contract, if it's on contract.
slag_ 0
take his iphone pee on it and shove it in his mouth
partymamaMania4 0
souch
david000123 0
and I'm a FUCKEN football playa,Q.B
HeXr 22
YDI for buying an expensive gift.