Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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lovell_says_hey 0
I agree with #2. He/she said all that needed to be said. Haha.
stubbornchiq 0
aw. what an ass dude. he'll get some big time karma soon.
kandy_fml 0
Even if you'd been dating for 20 years that's still a stupid thing to do. YDI
heywood 0
I haven't laughed this hard at an FML in awhile. TY, and both FYL and YDI.
Crash92 0
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You deserve it, holy shit how could you be so stupid? I want to shake your ex boy friends hand, that is the best shit ever!
SilverWolf_fml 0
dude, wat a bitch. i wouldve hurt him.
avalon24 18
I am so laughing my ass off!! You so deserve this for being so stupid to get a tattoo of someone's name on you! You deserve nothing more! This is no way a You Life Is ******, YOU made a CHOICE to do something this stupid, so YOU DESERVE it. You are a moron for putting his name on you, end of story.
game_over_fml 0
BITCH DESERVED IT!!!! Laughing My ****** Ass Off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohdamn_fml 2
At least he paid...?
offtheheezy 0
Who's fault should that be? "Fmylife. I'm dumb." Pretty amazing of your ex bf to do that though.