cockalicious
Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
nokeys
United States
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend after driving 200 miles to see him. While arguing, I told him I never wanted to see him again and left after slamming the front door. I left my car keys in his kitchen. FML
iJuli
Billings, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Get out
Today, my boyfriend tried to break up with me again, and actually offered me gas money so that I would leave. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
Switch 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, I found my boyfriend playing games when we have 5 million things to do, but the bastard picked me up, put me in the hall, shut the door in my face, and barricaded it with the sofa. I texted him, threatening to break up unless he opened the door; he texted back to leave my key behind when I left. FML
lug_nut
United States
Wrong place, wrong time
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
strwbrry
United States
Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says, "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML
dream_girl_3
United States
Enabling
Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML
stuck
Hägersten, Sweden
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML
Mel Hahn
Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML
Top comments
tuppencej777 0
Learn how to take a hint!
IGotServedcouk 0
Yeah, you're skipping part of the story, such as he was messing around or he really needed to be somewhere and you were stalling, or there really should be an "ex" before the "boyfriend". Which is it? Are you a drama queen or a prat? =P
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Comments (52)
tykiej 0
How romantic!
Jimboom 12
Either take the hint... or give him a reason to want to get you to stay... I say that with your chosen name in mind. Say ahhhhhhhhhh. ;-)
myko8o8 0
hows this a fml?
Southerndatageek 2
So he jabbed you with a friggin key...you should have just bitch slapped him as you walked out the door and called it even.
happyFace12 0
ur probably a bitch then. so stop being a ******* bitch and quit complaining
LissaMccracken 23
Calm down
Nullcharacter 0
Dtmfa.
Calyx_fml 22
Assault and battery
graceless_monkey 0
At least he was communicating!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
At the risk of being repetitive, take a hint!! Overstaying your welcome could eventually cause you to be known as "The psycho ex-girlfriend that didn't know when to leave". Is that really how you want to be remembered? It's better to have your significant other missing you, wishing they had more time with you, than to have them resenting you for being so clingy!!
dashilis 1
I honestly cannot see an issue with that, it's funny as he'll and it definitely gets the point through.