Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
I ate being proved right
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
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1DisGR8 32
What the actual ****?
rodfergie 18
Does he have a thing for kids with two heads and three arms? ~{banjo music in distance}~
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heavenlyassbutt 11
Game of thrones, anyone?
VenomMouth 2
sweet home alabama
zuckerburg 21
that's probably just his excuse because he couldn't find a replacement for you in time to make it official. plus, I wonder what you did to make him lie like that to make it disgusting enough to just get away from you.
Daniel Ivanov 2
sweet home Alabama