Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, after I hooked up with this cute guy, the fire alarm went off. I dashed outside, still mostly naked, only to find the alarm was coming from his phone as he slammed the door behind me. There was no fire, he just wanted me gone after the sex was over so he faked the alarm. FML
Today, my flatmate woke me up early, saying there was a fire and we had to evacuate. Barely awake, she practically dragged me downstairs and got to the front door. Once we got there, she opened the front door, kneed me in the nuts, and pushed me out, locking it behind her. I was only in boxers. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We were starting to get intimate, and I thought it would be kinky to tie his hands to his bed so he'd be more turned on. Suddenly his mom called us for dinner, but I couldn't untie him fast enough. I had to sit there, embarrassed, while his mom undid the rope. FML
Today, I ran into my parents' bedroom after I heard my name and what sounded like painful screams. When I opened the door, my parents were on top of each other, laughing hysterically. They needed me to find the key to the handcuffs. FML
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xXxRandiexXx 0
I would dump him. he just left you there!!!
Pewsily 0
Hahaha, this made my day!
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Comments (192)
SPKasabian 3
That makes me think about an episode of a serie...The girl had been handcuffed to the bed in a hotel and her boyfriend had left the hotel a few minutes to buy something. But he had been killed by a car by leaving his girlfriend in the hotel. 3 hours later the police found her and she was so ashamed that she told them she had been raped... Fortunately this is not your case ;)
d4m4s74 12
YDI. when in play, always use handcuffs with quick release. And if you can't find those (any sex shop has them) you're responsible for the keys
sammie1134 0
awkward..
thedeepthinker 0
Wait... So he ran away for his own safety knowing you could burn to death? What a cowardly piece of shit!!! This is no man, I tell you. If it was me I would try to break the handcuffs off the bed or at least stay with her, but I would never leave her there, that would be unthinkable.
mema118 0
Was there a group of fireman XD if so im pretty sure when they took out those cellphones it wasnt so they could check the weather XD awwww if i were in this situation i'd be pretty pissed lol i'd screw the fire man for revenge(:
alvidal08 0
lmfao im sorry but thats funny, but still if you knew he was going to handcuff you, you should have atleast asked him if he had the keys, that must have been embarassing. you should have asked him just to be suree. lol.
rcp90 2
Next time use the Velcro handcuffs so worst case scenario you can use a scissors
dork200 0
Nah lol Thaats just a mistake but it's funny as hell
vreaulamata 0
so you shoulda done the fireman!
noneyabis 0
psh... sound's like someone was playing a prank on your ass!!