iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Ipickthegoodones
United States
Born to run
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Anonymous
Irving, United States
Justified?
Today, my boyfriend was arrested and might go to prison because he shot the guy who tried to kidnap his dog. FML
Inga44
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The nerve of some people
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Danielle
United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Anonymous
Drunk dick
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
mackenzie_cain
United States
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Megs431 6
Someones not getting laid tonight
shitusernames 0
Good use of your English
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coyfish 0
Does that mean you're available...?
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Today I got arrested for domestic violence, for punching my boyfriend in the face...
TN9R 1
ydi, what do you think ? they are going to let it slide cuz your a girl? please. i thought you wanted to be treated equal. imo im tired of girls saying they want to be equal but when the hammer comes down they think they deserve special treatment.
Acaprice14 9
I guess he forgot the cat.
derrp910 5
Winner winner chicken dinner!
holyshiizzle 0
what happened to sharing??
TequilaCat 4
Time to trade up
mimicb 0
that's no good!
Farag97 0
bummer...
Weetart 8
Your soon to be ex-boyfriend is ******* stupid. 'Nough said.
chris_legit 0
Is there gonna be make up sex ?