iliketoastalot
United States
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Ipickthegoodones
United States
Born to run
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
Anonymous
Irving, United States
Justified?
Today, my boyfriend was arrested and might go to prison because he shot the guy who tried to kidnap his dog. FML
Inga44
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The nerve of some people
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Danielle
United States
Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML
XYZee
Rockmart, United States
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
daniella101
Lacombe, United States
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Anonymous
Drunk dick
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Matthew
United States
Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
mackenzie_cain
United States
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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Megs431 6
Someones not getting laid tonight
shitusernames 0
Good use of your English
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Comments (252)
12vballchick12 5
Thats when you realize its time to dump him!! Kick that crap to the curb
thatnucca 36
Is your boyfriend Jack Sparrow?
BelleBelle_fml 11
I believe there should be a Captain in there somewhere.
K_kanaka 26
It's captain, captain jack sparrow
SolemnlyLove 7
yfdi for still calling him you boyfriend, way to pick em
Insane_Tea 15
B & E over boobees?
tj4234 36
I hope you mean 'ex' boyfriend... otherwise YDI
dregg22 2
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend
Bryceps 4
Oh, we can't rob our gf's house?
jarlaxle1138 3
I've been doing it wrong this whole time!
jarlaxle1138 3
I've been doing it wrong this whole time!
crymore007 11
Foreplay?
alisidewinder 9
Role-playing got out of hand?
flashback.miss 28
here's some advice: dump him, sue him, break contact with him. whether you follow it or not is up to you. but, common sense should guide you...
mollyslips 13
i'm sorry, but is that tentacle **** in your pic? Also, jesus will guide her!!