Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my husband got angry and stormed out of the house because he claims I wasn't pressing the buttons he told me to while playing Pokemon. FML
Today, my boyfriend who’s rage quit multiple games, screamed cuss words for hitting too many red lights, and broke his new phone when a legendary Pokémon escaped after a raid in Pokémon Go, told me I was too dramatic. Sorry for being depressed that my biopsy results weren’t good. Shit happens, huh? FML
Today, I threatened to break up with my boyfriend over the Trolley Games in Toontown Rewritten for trying to sabotage my scores. We're 24 and 26. FML
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML
Today, my boyfriend "proposed" to me. When we first started dating, he told me that he hated the concept of marriage and absolutely never wanted to go through with it. So I laughed and turned him down, obviously thinking it was just a joke. He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to beat him up so he could look tough around his friends. When I just stared at him, he added, "Please don't break anything though. Nothing too serious." FML
Today, I got fired, apparently for being racist to black people. When I told my boyfriend, he couldn't stop laughing. He's black. FML
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
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Xenmas021 3
You laughed because you can't ever retire from being a Pokemon trainer, right?
geekpower_fml 28
Depends, has he "caught them all" yet?
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Comments (162)
cmac86 24
tell him he's in it for the long haul. he made a commitment and he should stick to it.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
Hey, Pokemon is one of those things you'll always love. No matter what.
edris_305 21
If he has defeated the league of trainers tell him to retire
imlifeless2 25
are u referring to the Elite 4? the game doesn't end there, u realize
tatsumahyuu 5
It hurt itself in in confusion **
worldclassrager 41
Buy him brawl he can "train" all he wants...just pray he doesn't become a monster...
Alihb 16
You hate.Pokemon You do not deserve him
Mopmob02 18
It's an addiction I tell you, he will never retire from the game. 5 months later he will will start yearning to train a pokemon; I guarantee it.
twinkiefeets 17
It's amazing this guy ever got a girlfriend other than a blow up doll.
jw90 18
You don't laugh at Pokèmon trainers.
xXHoax 2
You obviously know nothing about men.
anchorsaweigh003 13
did he use charm, sleep powder, harden, and pound on you?
starile 20
Not enough people appreciate this comment, I'll be the first to thumb this up.
tatsumahyuu 5
Winner!!!